Hello Kitty Gun Crosses the Line... Into Fun!
[originally written for overtimecomedy.com on 2/27/08]
It's very possible that when I first saw this, my brain exploded. Not from a self-inflicted gunshot would, though, if I did own a piece of Hello Kitty weaponry, I might kill myself.
What it comes down to is me not getting the Hello Kitty phenomenon. It's just a white cat. Maybe if I understood the appeal, I would get why it was necessary to put her innocent visage on an instrument of death. Coincidentally, I learned just today that Dakota Fanning, belying her quest to never have a childhood, is an avid Hello Kitty collector.
The question now is, does Dakota Fanning own the Hello Kitty gun? I can only hope yes, and one day she snaps in the most adorable way possible.
It's very possible that when I first saw this, my brain exploded. Not from a self-inflicted gunshot would, though, if I did own a piece of Hello Kitty weaponry, I might kill myself.
What it comes down to is me not getting the Hello Kitty phenomenon. It's just a white cat. Maybe if I understood the appeal, I would get why it was necessary to put her innocent visage on an instrument of death. Coincidentally, I learned just today that Dakota Fanning, belying her quest to never have a childhood, is an avid Hello Kitty collector.
The question now is, does Dakota Fanning own the Hello Kitty gun? I can only hope yes, and one day she snaps in the most adorable way possible.
Labels: overtime, pop culture
posted by Daroff at
2:53 PM
This blog is not to be taken seriously. Seriously. I take this seriously, but you shouldn't. You should do what you want, but you'll probably enjoy this more if you don't take anything I say seriously. I mean, I mean what I say, but it's not serious. Oh also, swearing is hilarious. It shouldn't be, but it is.
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Not from a self-inflicted gunshot would, though, if I did own a piece of hello kitty weaponry, I might kill myself.
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