Why My Grandparents Rule:

RE-POSTED FROM MY FACEBOOK NOTE --

They sent me a Christmas card (yes, we're Jewish) with the following written on it (© Allport Editions)

A PHILLY CHRISTMAS

Twelve Cheesesteaks Flipping
Elevn Dick Clark Dancers
Ten Teams-a-Rowing

Nine Soceity Hill Matrons Dancing
Eight Mummers a-Strutting
Seven Hoagies a-Fixing
Six Eagles Fans a-Booing
Five Golden Boathouses
Four Soft Pretzels
Three Founding Fathers
Two South Street Diners
And a Ruffed Grouse in a Pear Tree

Happy Non-Denominational Holiday Celebrations to all.