Numbers Time: 49 and Brown

It's a sad day in Mudville. The 0-12 Cleveland Browns and 1-10 San Francisco 49ers have been eliminated from playoff contention.

UPDATE 12/4/16 - Jags are out too.

UPDATE 12/5/16 - Not a good week to be a shitty team starting with the letter J. The Jets are also out. Fuck the Jets. (sorry Mike, fuck the Jets)

UPDATE 12/11/16 - Lions and Rams and Bears, oh my. Guess which of those three is still in contention. Also, can we talk about how the Lions are the head of their division? Go Detroit.


UPDATE 12/17/16 - Chargers' season is so bad, they didn't even get a chance to lose this week to be eliminated. Miami's win knocked them out, win or lose this week.

UPDATE 12/18/16 - Let's talk about how no one should pay attention to playoff scenarios until Week 15. This is when teams are actually do or die. None of the teams eliminated before today ever had a shot. RIP: Bengals, Cardinals, Eagles.

UPDATE 12/24/16 - This Christmas slaughter culled the herd down to the top half, taking out the Bills, Vikings, Panthers, Saints, Titans, and Colts.

UPDATE 12/25/16 - Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you, Baltimore Ravens. Someone needs to tell John Harbaugh you need to score more points than the other team to win a game. I think that's in the rule book somewhere. Bye, Felicia! (and bye-bye, Broncos too)