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Thursday, December 17, 2009

If Dead Presidents Could Speak to Barack Obama...


Washington:
Remember to hear both sides, but above all else, don’t side with either of them.


Jefferson:
The government does not have the power to do anything, except when it does.


Quincy Adams:
Don’t let other people take credit for your ideas



Jackson:
If you take the bullet, you'll have plenty of time to shoot back



Harrison:
Wear a coat



Taylor:
Watch what you eat.



Johnson:
They let a black guy become president?



TR:
If you shoot first, you won’t have to take a bullet



Taft:
Mmm... pie



Coolidge:
...



FDR:
Ends justify the means, especially if the means are wide-spread fraud



LBJ:
One bad decision can cancel out thousands of good decisions



Carter:
Being president actually involves being president



(oh wait, Carter's not dead)

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